These Stairs are Killing Me

Getting older sucks major gross flavored Jelly Belly. I need some down time at a campground, stat. Any campground will do. 1 with bikini clad women and raging bonfires will suit me just fine. Oh, and plenty of (non-alcoholic)cold drinks, and food, and cigarettes, and firewood, and a tent, and a matress, and a sleeping bag, and a Stephen King novel, and well that's all I can think of right now. That would be a very good flavored Jelly Belly.