Being Broke is Seriously Putting a Damper on my Life

Ok, I don't have much money. I don't have enough for food, drink, and cigarettes. That's all I really want now...and I can't have it. I'm like the shoeless shoemaker. Click, click, click, no cigarettes. I've heard of people quitting cold turkey, that's not for me. I need to live an abundant life, and a pack of cigarettes is part of it. So someone buy something from me, preferably on eBay so I can use my eBay cash card. You may not want to hear about the whining of an upright young businessman, but here it is. Feed me. I don't want to become a Little Shop of Horrors plant! Feed me.