Wednesday, July 15, 2015

The Long List of Keeping Warm in Winter


Travel to exotic locale.

Turn up heat.

Cover up with Blankets.

Hot shower and dry well.

Warm clothes in layers and headgear and long underwear.

Tanning Bed.

Corn Bag.

Candles.

Sit in the sun.

Curl into a ball.

Cook food on stove.

Fireplace fire.

Rub hands together.

A hot drink.

Open shades for sunlight.

Area rugs.

Drink water.

Electric Blanket.

Move more.

Laughter.

Electric fireplace.

Open heat vents.

Chemical heat packs.
Pocket Hand Warmer Device

Stock up.

Be social.

Cuddle an animal.

Cuddle your family.

Cuddle an attractive woman.

Hot peppers.

Play a game.

Read a book.

Take pain killers. (short term solution)

Stay inside.

Call on neighbors.
Lick lips.
Turn on a light.

Call on family.

Sunflower.

Get jiggy with it. (have sex)

No comments:

Post a Comment