For the Record, There are More Ghosts in the Machine than I Care to Think About

You can try 1 thing or another, but when he or she tells you they are "cross and not coming back" you better listen...But it's so hard to listen when Rome is a heartbeat away...Like vacation sounds nice, but permanent vacation not so much...So narrow your irons down...Yes, that's what I've been doing but it's landing me with makeup on my face and a brush in my hand...well this may sound obvious, yet "work hard, play hard." So you want to work, but you don't want to flounder, you want to be vain, but you don't want to be pretty, it sounds like you want to turn back the clock 15 years...Well that's the obvious punchline, but it's more like my vitals are not registering...So talk about your poor health then...But no-one is listening, and when they do they take it severely out of context...So charge less for health care...That's likely the reason I don't have a cell, and why my hygiene is relatively good, and why I take care of household chores without too many problems...