Cheetos are Not a Food Group

I'm hungry all the time. Am I hungry now? Yes, I'm hungry now, and I've got an open bag of Cheetos in front of me. I'm breaking 3 cardinal rules by eating Cheetos. First, don't eat anything that turns your hands orange. Second, don't eat anything with 2 E's in its name. Third, don't do anything that Chester Cheetah says to do. That's all, I'm overeating again, "have a nice day."