I'm in the wrong business

Ok, not really, I love what I do. The thing is its just got to pick up at some point. All the waiting makes me irritable. I'm a personified busybody hitting the pavement in a tailspin. All that does is create anger, not good. The market is far worse than a jigsaw puzzle, it's a million golf balls, released in a rubber room, with a strobe light. Ok, enough ranting for now, please put together your business so that I can focus on mine.