Monday, June 11, 2012

What Would I do with a Pro Baseball Contract?

I would pay to belong to the finest gentlemen's clubs, and libraries, and colleges, and airports, and walk off the field before relating to an umpire.

Ok, so I wouldn't make a very good team player, even though I want to. I want to play first base with a 7 year contract. I'll play for the union's princely sum of $300,000 per year.

I play first base and hit cleanup for the Twins :)

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