Most of them I would not buy if it weren't for the nudity. And they are likely to make me horny, so I wouldn't watch them with the family. So, I figure I shouldn't buy them...you know, attempt to have a real girlfriend. Then again, they seem like mainstream movies. Here's the list that I'm considering...
Private Parts, Eyes Wide Shut, Body of Evidence
(1993), Barb Wire (1996), Striptease (1996), Basic Instinct
(1992), Basic Instinct 2, Gia (1998), Conan
Now, these aren't porn, but they are not quite kosher either.
First, Private Parts...This is Howard Stern's movie...attractive for Stern and Jameson's nudity, but also for the content, this was a widely anticipated movie, with a "big" budget...I first saw this when I was young on a billboard, it had Howard Stern nude with a skyscraper covering his penis. Tempting.
Second, Eyes Wide Shut, now I'm not a Kubrick nut or anything but Clockwork Orange was pretty good and I hear this movie, with all the sex, and a catchy title might be worth a purchase.
Third, Body of Evidence, this movie really intimidates me because Madonna is such a star in music, and I've always thought she is attractive. I hear this is really steamy. I want it but not sure what kind of tricks it will play on my mind.
Fourth, Barb Wire...Pamela Anderson...she was the pinup girl of my youth so I want this one for that reason.
Fifth, Striptease....I remember seeing this one advertised in the movie rental store when it first came out and thought it had a super sexy cover.
Sixth and Seventh, Okay, from what I've seen on MrSkin these seem hot, and they have Michael Douglas, a definite bonus.
Eighth, GIA...So, Angelina is sexy and it's about a sexy historical figure, sounds intriguing.
Ninth, This is my Arnold pick and I would get this despite the blood, sex, and angry Mongolians, for the fantasy weapons, muscles, and plot. My most likely purchase.
Well, this gives me a lot to think about before jumping into any purchasing decisions.
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