A Little Different - Confessions OR You Had the Best of Me

 So, like I drive a little too fast, and I don't always take the most direct route, but we get there... Like, I've had more good experiences than you can shake a stick at... Like those shocking videos games, those birthday and holiday parties, down time, up time, winning, losing, finding solace in good breaks, finding solace in bad breaks, loving, dreaming, even times I've surprised you, and you've surprised me...

 I'll be honest, we try, and I'm a little more focused on my driving, and you're a little more focused on your health, and we're all a little better off for it...

Don't like synthetic socks OR There are limits to Guns and Roses

 I'm just gonna complain because I can... I do not like synthetic socks, I like cotton socks, so there... Also I am not willing to lose myself to find myself... I'm up for a bunch of randy action, even willing to take risks and chances, but like acting up will get me lost, and acting crazy will get me hurt... Like, when it comes to terms, I don't gotta be the victor but I'd like a fighting chance... And like when there's really that much money in baseball I may need to plead poverty...Also, when this has been done before I'm going to make a case for maybe getting 1 thing done a day and having a health schedule that can include walking, lifting, reading, stretching, work...

Also, by some long forgotten melody, when I've got any chance to find some of the finer things, like it don't gotta be fine or dandy, just tell people Dave hired a Guru, skipped town, settled down, and lived happily ever after...